D3 body, D1 cock
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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