if only i could text you this smell
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm really busy with my period
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