I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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