I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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