So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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