yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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