Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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