Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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