Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
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I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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