Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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