We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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