So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Your tits are I can't wait for
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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