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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I AM VODKA MAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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