i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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