and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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