His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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