your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I am one with the molecules
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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