It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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