If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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