My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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