Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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