In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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