How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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