sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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