I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
