I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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