Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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