im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I AM VODKA MAN
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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