i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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