What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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