is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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