I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
