I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
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u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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