Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky š
Iād clean the kitchen before making food. Mark ārang in the New Yearā with some rando in there last night
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