ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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