And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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