she was so not down for the gang bang
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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