They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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