On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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