i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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