i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
