My first STD was from a foam party
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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