i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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