Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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