i barfeds in our rink
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize