The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
