i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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