We're like a lot better than the average bears
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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