One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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