i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just had sex on a roof
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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