You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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