No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
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He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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