TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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