no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
